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April Fools 2025

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[DRAKONIC]: For this years April Fools I fooled around with my Telegram channel and did a jokey edgy roleplay with my friend Hlimeo. Below is a transcript (various edgy tenor gifs not included).


Transcript

Screenshot of my channel during the bit.
WULFDEN, [1.04.2025 09:25] I see your not-so-silent protests. This world is my domain. You are only a visitor. Show some respect.
WULFDEN, [1.04.2025 09:31] I am the one true Alpha. I yield to no one.
Hlimeo, [1.04.2025 11:20] My favorite moment of this when he said "Its Alpha time" and Awoofed all over the place
WULFDEN, [1.04.2025 11:22] *Sniff*... Ah... Another's mark. It appears my territory has been breached... growls..... I must find the intruder.
WULFDEN, [1.04.2025 11:23] I can smell your Fear. and pheromones
WULFDEN, [1.04.2025 11:24] Unfortunately for you, I am in my Blood Moon Form. GRAAAAAUGH!! Come forth and do battle with me.
Hlimeo, [1.04.2025 11:26] I feel that.. someone noticed me here... is that someone's territory? doesnt matter for me...
Hlimeo, [1.04.2025 11:28] YOU! Dare to approach me!?? how dare you NOT to fear me?? i am the ALPHA, and you better not see my ULTRA ALPHA form
Hlimeo, [1.04.2025 11:31] I am the Sylfur! The Alpha demon! Show yourself and Say your name!
WULFDEN, [1.04.2025 11:33] Very Well.... I shall come into the open as well. I am BlackFang, the ULTIMATE RULER of the NIGHT
WULFDEN, [1.04.2025 11:34] State your business........ or we will have no choice but to spill blood.
Hlimeo, [1.04.2025 11:40] Oh... He stands tall, he smiles with his fangs shining in moonlight and red eyes glowing. So, BE IT. He is ready for it...
WULFDEN, [1.04.2025 17:57] Fool........ You will regret this. Pounces at you, mouth agape
Hlimeo, [1.04.2025 18:06] RAAAAH Seeing this he leaps forward into his enemy, showing giant black claws, on his front paws
WULFDEN, [1.04.2025 18:12] GAH.... you've managed to leave a scratch on me. *he backs off a little* Impressive. But you can't dodge my BEAM ATTACK!!!!
WULFDEN, [1.04.2025 18:12] A beam of dark energy shoots out of his muzzle !!!
Hlimeo, [1.04.2025 18:19] Beam of dark energy with crazy speed reached Sylfur but at the very last moment he menages to quickly dodge it, Unexpected for him this still leaves even darker mark on his dark fur
Hlimeo, [1.04.2025 18:19] Rah.. cheap trick! you cought me off guard.. grrrr...
Hlimeo, [1.04.2025 18:20] You foolish to think that your dark energy can really hurt me, AN ALPHA DEMON!!
WULFDEN, [1.04.2025 18:22] chuckles..... perhaps it was stupid of me to fight fire with fire.... Growl..... *circles around him, searching for an opening*
WULFDEN, [1.04.2025 18:23] Pounces again, locking limbs with him, and they tumble to the ground wrestling
Hlimeo, [1.04.2025 18:31] They roll on the ground, trying to get the upper hand over each other, biting each other on the neck, tearing the fur, growling at each other. 
Hlimeo, [1.04.2025 18:31] THE BEASTS growl its all that everything around can hear
Hlimeo, [1.04.2025 18:31] finally Sylfur stands up punching BlackFang pushing them away on few meters from him
Hlimeo, [1.04.2025 18:31] Standing all tired, all in wounds, he breathes havily, but his eyes glows even stronger...
Hlimeo, [1.04.2025 18:37] huh... huh... must admit... ive greatly understemated you. Says Sylfur, its really hard for him to breath 
Hlimeo, [1.04.2025 18:37] You are really good fighter... you surprised me.... made me try a little... I will reward you by allowing you... to see my TRUE FORM
WULFDEN, [1.04.2025 19:06] Impressive... Your power almost matches mine..... IM GOING ALPHA MODE!!!
WULFDEN, [1.04.2025 19:07] his claws become long like swords and his fangs.....even longer
Hlimeo, [1.04.2025 19:37] ULTRA. ALPHA. DEMON. He stands up, his eyes starts glowing red, like a blood moon, moment later pair of big black wings grows from his body, they so dark barely any light is reflecting them. Suddenly two big pointy sharp horns spawns in his own head. Like a creature not from this world he says PREPARE YOURSELF!!!
Hlimeo, [1.04.2025 19:37] In the matter of seconds he swings his wings and jumps in the direction of his enemy with wild empression on his face

Reception

As a direct result of this bit 7 people unsubscribed from my channel. They were too weak to bear the awesomeness.